Stewart Pranks Diddy; Combs Refused Table

Page Six is reporting Sean "Diddy" Combs the mogul, and fashion designer on his recent St. Tropez trip was refused a tablet. The paper reported from an unnamed source -- Combs was at the hotspot Les Caves, were the entertainer was denied a table.

The source said, "He is so B-List here. No one even acknowledges him."

However, Diddy has been spotted hanging with model Penelope Cruz and U2's Bono, according to the paper. And, still has social status staying the at villa of Louis Roederer Champagne's CEO, Jean-Claude Rouzaud while hanging with French supermodel Noemie Lenoir.

Stewart Pulls Diddy Prank: According to the UK Mirror, at an recent Diddy yacht party in St. Tropez -- someone pulled a prank on Diddy. That someone was Rod Stewart's daugther, Kimberly Stewart. The rap star noticed his favorite ride, Maybach limo worth a cool $700,000 was missing. Only to later find out, Stewart, took it for a spin. Diddy reportedly stopped partying and started panicking, according to the paper.

One partygoer told the Mirror: "Diddy did not see the funny side at first. He had no idea it was a practical joke. He thought it was stolen. He had his flunkies on a wild goose chase looking all over the place for his car - it's his baby."

The Mirror spy said: "Diddy and his minders were stressing out until someone piped up that they had seen Kimberly running off giggling with the keys and a friend in tow."

I'm sure Diddy took a deep breath after learning of the prank, and slept fine.. We all hope.

Diddy Among the Worst Cover

Diddy among the worst renditions at #2 and #96: The website retroCRUSH, a pop culture site. Has ranked the worst renditions from 100 to 1. Sean "Puffy" Combs comes in at the top and bottomer of the list. Diddy's remake of Jimmy Page's of Led Zeppelin [a fav. of mine] classic "KASHIMIR" ranked in at #96. While Diddy's remake of the Police's hit "Every Breath You Take" was among the worst at second. More at retroCRUSH, including full list. I don't fully agree with the list, those two remakes are some of my favorite Puffy songs..

Diddy and Others Secretly Surveillance by NYPD

In a report by allhiphop.com, Bad Boy CEO and 'Vote or Die' organizer Sean "Diddy" Combs with others, including Jay-Z, Alicia Keys were secretly surveillance by NYPD months prior to the Republican National Convention in 2004.

"These documents paint a picture of a surveillance program that was broad, clumsy, and often unlawful," said Donna Lieberman, NYCLU Executive Director. "The NYPD failed to differentiate between unlawful behavior and behavior that is not only lawful but should in fact be cherished and protected. Today the public can finally bear witness to that failure."
From: AllHipHop.com

Diddy's Skin Plus Diddy Buys Bling For Daughters

Diddy buys the twins some bling. The fashion/mogul's kids, Jesse James and D'lila Star, were born in December to Combs and girlfriend Kim Porter. The multimillionaire dropped some dough for some bling. Combs, says....

"You start buying the gifts like the earrings and the necklaces and the
bracelets... I bought it for them for now. They're about to get their ears
pierced, maybe, in, like, a couple of months - they have to at least be, like, a
year. I wanna wait for their first birthday but I already bought the stuff.
"They have little diamond necklaces, really cute things... You'd be amazed the
things they have... I'm a real proud dad; you've gotta go looking for the
stuff."

Photo credit: HELLO Magazine

Diddy: Softest Skin the World: On NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brien, the Diddy touted his smooth skin. "I have some of the softest skin in the world," proclaimed, Diddy to O'Brien. He then credited it to a daily schedule, and lil bit of a groove. Diddy explained, "I run around and I dance around and I air-dry while I dance to the music... I do this for my woman; she loves it. She never misses a show." Combs jumped out of his seat to the first row of audience, asking a member of the studio audience to touch his soft skin. Host O'Brien felt Combs arm said, "Oh my God, it's like butter."

Diddy Denies Aubrey Rumors

Rumors and photos have been swirling the Internet. Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane has said that those widely-circulated photos of her buying pregnancy tests was a April Fools joke gone wrong. She addressed the joke on her MySpace page, saying the rumors are out of control, especially that she's pregnant with Diddy's baby..

Diddy went to the airwaves on New York's Hot 97 to dismiss the hoax.

"She was playing around with y'all," Diddy telling Hot 97. "That girl ain't even
pregnant. I don't get down like that." "You telling these people these crazing
things in the morning? They can't believe what y'all say...Check this out, she's
not pregnant, I've never dealt with that girl, I never even looked at her for
more than ten minutes... I just called to let you know you can move onto
somebody else's stuff."